My life today walking to the buss stop after work today. Man approaches me at red light, starts talking to me but I can not hear him. I have my head phones on and know not to talked to creepy men downtown but for some stupid reason take out one headphone. Man~have mad passionate sex with me.
Me~blank look ugh, put headphone back in.
Man~starts yelling Fuck You
Light turns green
Me~ starts to walk away
Man~offers me money
Thank u man for highlighting my day with your ever so pleasant harassment.